You can’t not reblog this.
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
when u type fuckign instead of fucking
so today my friend and I were talking about hammerhead sharks and she said that nothing beats hammerheads. then, I told her that you can in a vision test.
Anonymous asked: Hey there! I saw you asking about doodles, and I was wondering if you are still doing that? REALLY sorry if I misunderstood something; I'm new to this whole social media thing :)
Yep yep, dear anon! I’m always up for drawing! What would you like?? :D (and I promise to get it up when I can, cause of course I check tumblr right before I go to bed ehe)
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
IT WILL ALWAYS BE TOO SOON.
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
I don’t understand why Maned Wolves aren’t more popular on tumblr, I mean look at them
they’re absolutely precious and
in every way
I wish they were actual wolves because I would post the f*cking sh*t out of them on this wolf blog
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
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